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Category Archives: Amazing Facebook Statuses
Amazing Facebook Statuses – Chuck Norris Let The Dogs
Chuck norris let the dogs out.
Amazing Facebook Statuses – Man 2 Wife : ‘Business
Man 2 wife : ‘business is going down,if u learn to cook,we can remove chef….
wife : ‘asshole, if u learn to fu*k, we can remove driver, Gardener & watchman as well !!!!!!!!
Amazing Facebook Statuses – ?”There’S A Hell In Every
?”There’s a hell in every hello. Be careful.”
Amazing Facebook Statuses – ?”Sometimes I Delete A
?”Sometimes I delete a ‘ha’ from ‘hahaha’ because I think it’s too much.”
Amazing Facebook Statuses – Anybody Who Says Money
Anybody who says money cant buy happiness, dont know where to shop
Amazing Facebook Statuses – I’Ve Come Up With A 100%
I’ve come up with a 100% guaranteed, fool proof method that will stop you smoking, immediately.Soak your head in petrol.
Amazing Facebook Statuses – I’Ve Come Up With A 100%
I’ve come up with a 100% guaranteed, fool proof method that will stop you smoking, immediately.Soak your head in petrol.
Amazing Facebook Statuses – It Takes Patience To Listen..
It takes patience to listen.. it takes skill to pretend you’re listening!!
Amazing Facebook Statuses – Gps Said, “Arriving At
GPS said, “Arriving at final destination” and all I saw were flames.



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