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September 18, 2011

Amazing Facebook Statuses – I’M Pretty Happy Because

I’m pretty happy because I love lemons, and life constantly delivers em’

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September 18, 2011

Amazing Facebook Statuses – Chuck Norris Let The Dogs

Chuck norris let the dogs out.

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September 18, 2011

Amazing Facebook Statuses – Man 2 Wife : ‘Business

Man 2 wife : ‘business is going down,if u learn to cook,we can remove chef….
wife : ‘asshole, if u learn to fu*k, we can remove driver, Gardener & watchman as well !!!!!!!!

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September 17, 2011

Amazing Facebook Statuses – ?”There’S A Hell In Every

?”There’s a hell in every hello. Be careful.”

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September 17, 2011

Amazing Facebook Statuses – ?”Sometimes I Delete A

?”Sometimes I delete a ‘ha’ from ‘hahaha’ because I think it’s too much.”

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September 16, 2011

Amazing Facebook Statuses – Anybody Who Says Money

Anybody who says money cant buy happiness, dont know where to shop

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September 16, 2011

Amazing Facebook Statuses – I’Ve Come Up With A 100%

I’ve come up with a 100% guaranteed, fool proof method that will stop you smoking, immediately.Soak your head in petrol.

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September 11, 2011

Amazing Facebook Statuses – I’Ve Come Up With A 100%

I’ve come up with a 100% guaranteed, fool proof method that will stop you smoking, immediately.Soak your head in petrol.

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September 11, 2011

Amazing Facebook Statuses – It Takes Patience To Listen..

It takes patience to listen.. it takes skill to pretend you’re listening!!

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September 9, 2011

Amazing Facebook Statuses – Gps Said, “Arriving At

GPS said, “Arriving at final destination” and all I saw were flames.

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