Category Archives: Awesome Facebook Status

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January 7, 2012

The Pursuit of Happyness – Christopher Gardner Quote – I’m the type of person that if you ask me a question and I don’t know the answer

"Can I say something? Um, I'm the type of person that if you ask me a question and I don't know the answer, I'm gonna tell you that I don't know. But I bet you what, I know how to find the answer and I will find the answer." - Christopher Gardner   "Can I say something? Um, I'm the type of person that if you ask me a question and I don't know the answer, I'm gonna tell you that I don't know. But I bet you what, I know how to find the answer and I will find the answer." - Christopher Gardner
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September 18, 2011

Awesome Facebook Status – Some People Smile After

Some People Smile After Seeing Your Smile So Do Smile To See That Smile Which Makes You Smile Again!!!….. EeEEeeEeeEeEe Smile Pleaseee…

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September 17, 2011

Awesome Facebook Status – Husband: If I Sleep With

HUSBAND: if i sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind?
WIFE: That you are a HOMOSEXUAL.

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September 17, 2011

Awesome Facebook Status – A Father Asked His Son To

A Father asked his Son to get something for him.
F:son buy me a soda at the convinient store.
S:in can or bottled?
F:bottled.
S:plastic or glass?
…

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September 16, 2011

Awesome Facebook Status – If Zombies Eat Brains…Then

If zombies eat brains…then you’re safe. :D

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September 11, 2011

Awesome Facebook Status – Finally..!! The Supreme Court

FINALLY..!! The Supreme
Court has announced, any person
who meets with Road Accidents
can be taken to a nearby Hospital
immediately. Hospital must not
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September 11, 2011

Awesome Facebook Status – Doctors Write The Prescriptions

Doctors write the prescriptions illegibly so you can?t see that it says: This one had insurance. Don?t kill him.

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September 7, 2011

Awesome Facebook Status – Chuck Norris Is The Ultimate

Chuck norris is the ultimate cure for constipation,just one look and you shit your pants.

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August 27, 2011

Awesome Facebook Status – Cool Fundamentals Of Life: 1)

Cool Fundamentals of Life:

1) Money is not everything.There’s mastercard & Visa.!

2)Save water.
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August 25, 2011

Awesome Facebook Status – Cool Fundamentals Of Life

Cool Fundamentals of Life:

1) Money is not everything.There’s mastercard & Visa.!

2)Save water.
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