Category Archives: Awesome Facebook Statuses

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September 19, 2011

Awesome Facebook Statuses – A Bank Manager Confused

A bank manager confused with his maths asked his secretary to help him out “i have $23,000,000 what will u take off to get 25%.
She replied “sir honestly i will take off my blouse,my skirt,my bra and even my pants. :D :P

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September 18, 2011

Awesome Facebook Statuses – Q: What Do Elephants Have

Q: What do elephants have that no other animal has?
A: Baby elephants.

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September 16, 2011

Awesome Facebook Statuses – People Who Clap At The

People who clap at the end of movies also join in singing “Happy Birthday” at a restaurant for a stranger

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September 16, 2011

Awesome Facebook Statuses – Alcohol Is Never The Answer,

Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is “What is C2H5OH?

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September 15, 2011

Awesome Facebook Statuses – I’Ve Been Married To My

I’ve been married to my wife ten years today.
Having sex with just one person in ten years is pure dedication.
I don’t know how she does it.

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September 11, 2011

Awesome Facebook Statuses – Ah Insomnia – The Nighttime

Ah Insomnia – the nighttime snack of Facebook champions everywhere ;)

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September 11, 2011

Awesome Facebook Statuses – I’Ve Been Married To My

I’ve been married to my wife ten years today.
Having sex with just one person in ten years is pure dedication.
I don’t know how she does it.

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September 5, 2011

Awesome Facebook Statuses – If Vegetarians Love Animals

If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?

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August 25, 2011

Awesome Facebook Statuses – Redbull Gives U Wings!

Redbull gives u wings! Yeah well, so does dying, but u dont see me trying to die, do u Redbull??

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