Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity…..
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There are 3 Rings in Marrige: The Engagement Ring, The Wedding Ring, And the SuffeRING…….
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Just a very simple philosophy:
“No one can really accept you at your WORST, without even knowing how does it feel being with you at your BEST.” ?
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NO I didn’t fall. The floor was depressed so I gave it a hug ? :D
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I don’t swim in your toilet, so don’t pee in my pool!
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If only my vagina got as many likes as my jokes.
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Tampons never strike up conversations with maxi pads because they’re stuck up cunts!
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I don’t swim in your toilet, so don’t pee in my pool!
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