Category Archives: Best Facebook Status Updates

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January 7, 2012

The Pursuit of Happyness – Christopher Gardner Quote – I’m the type of person that if you ask me a question and I don’t know the answer

"Can I say something? Um, I'm the type of person that if you ask me a question and I don't know the answer, I'm gonna tell you that I don't know. But I bet you what, I know how to find the answer and I will find the answer." - Christopher Gardner   "Can I say something? Um, I'm the type of person that if you ask me a question and I don't know the answer, I'm gonna tell you that I don't know. But I bet you what, I know how to find the answer and I will find the answer." - Christopher Gardner
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September 18, 2011

Best Facebook Status Updates – Teacher:Who Can Make

Teacher:Who can make a sentence with Green, Pink and Yellow?
Student:Me me !! The phone goes ringing ‘GREEN GREEN’ I PINK up the phone. YELLOW , Who’s there??? :D

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September 17, 2011

Best Facebook Status Updates – There Is No Way That

There is NO WAY that Bert and Ernie are gay.
They haven?t changed their outfits in 25 years.

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September 17, 2011

Best Facebook Status Updates – An Innocent Little

An innocent little boy’s wish:

Dear Lord,
Please send clothes to the poor girls in my dad’s laptop.

LOOOL. xD

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September 16, 2011

Best Facebook Status Updates – Today A Girl Asked

Today a girl asked me if I preferred breast or leg, I told her I love boobs, now I’m banned from KFC.

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September 12, 2011

Best Facebook Status Updates – What’S On Your Mind?

What’s on your mind? Lucky facebook dares to ask anybody, anytime without hesitation. Aur mein karu toh saala character dheela hai.

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September 11, 2011

Best Facebook Status Updates – There Are Three Sizes

There are three sizes of condoms: Small, Medium,…Liar!

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September 11, 2011

Best Facebook Status Updates – I Have A Simple Rule

I have a simple rule in Life. I object to Everything. Therefore I am…a simply objective person. ;) via Fun n Pun

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September 6, 2011

Best Facebook Status Updates – What’S On Your Mind?

What’s on your mind? Lucky facebook dares to ask anybody, anytime without hesitation. Aur mein karu toh saala character dheela hai.

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August 27, 2011

Best Facebook Status Updates – The Best Thing About

The best thing about being single,
“I am always there when I needs me.”

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