September 19, 2011

Best Facebook Statuses – Frndship Rules: No Drama No

Frndship Rules:
No Drama
No Excuse
No Sorry
No Thanx

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September 18, 2011

Best Facebook Statuses – My Wife Called Me A Sad Bastard

My wife called me a sad bastard because I always plan things months in advance. That’s her off my Christmas card list.

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September 17, 2011

Best Facebook Statuses – There Are Three Sizes Of

There are three sizes of condoms: Small, Medium, …LIAR! ;P
via Fun n Pun

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September 17, 2011

Best Facebook Statuses – Patient: Doctor, You Must

Patient: Doctor, You Must Help Me. I Keep Losing My Temper With People.

Doctor: Tell Me About Your Problem.

Patient: I Just Did, You Stupid Bastard. =P

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September 16, 2011

Best Facebook Statuses – Rearrange These Words: 1)

Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE. Did you read: Spine, lither, ginger and subtext? You?re so naughty ;)

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September 16, 2011

Best Facebook Statuses – A Business Executive A Labourer

A Business executive a labourer are buying gifts for their wives birthday. The Business executive says:

I got my wife a brand new BMW a diamond ring, that way if she doesn?t like the ring she can take it back in her BMW still be happy

The labourer says:

I got my wife a pair of slippers & a dildo, that way if she doesn?t like the slippers she can go fuck herself!!

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September 11, 2011

Best Facebook Statuses – People Do Not Resist Change

People do not resist change — they resist being changed.

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September 10, 2011

Best Facebook Statuses – The Best Thing About Being

The best thing about being single,
“I am always there when I needs me.”

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August 31, 2011

Best Facebook Statuses – Type Exactly The Following

Type exactly the following in GOOGLE one by one and look at the search options it gives u:
Manmohan singh is a
Sonia Gandhi is a
Rahul Gandhi is a
Digvijay singh is a

Even Google? knows our politicians !!!!!
Try this….. :D

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