No Drama
No Excuse
No Sorry
No Thanx
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Best Facebook Statuses – My Wife Called Me A Sad Bastard
My wife called me a sad bastard because I always plan things months in advance. That’s her off my Christmas card list.
Best Facebook Statuses – There Are Three Sizes Of
There are three sizes of condoms: Small, Medium, …LIAR! ;P
via Fun n Pun
Best Facebook Statuses – Patient: Doctor, You Must
Patient: Doctor, You Must Help Me. I Keep Losing My Temper With People.
Doctor: Tell Me About Your Problem.
Patient: I Just Did, You Stupid Bastard. =P
Best Facebook Statuses – Rearrange These Words: 1)
Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE. Did you read: Spine, lither, ginger and subtext? You?re so naughty ;)
Best Facebook Statuses – A Business Executive A Labourer
A Business executive a labourer are buying gifts for their wives birthday. The Business executive says:
I got my wife a brand new BMW a diamond ring, that way if she doesn?t like the ring she can take it back in her BMW still be happy
The labourer says:
I got my wife a pair of slippers & a dildo, that way if she doesn?t like the slippers she can go fuck herself!!
Best Facebook Statuses – People Do Not Resist Change
People do not resist change — they resist being changed.
Best Facebook Statuses – The Best Thing About Being
The best thing about being single,
“I am always there when I needs me.”
Best Facebook Statuses – Type Exactly The Following
Type exactly the following in GOOGLE one by one and look at the search options it gives u:
Manmohan singh is a
Sonia Gandhi is a
Rahul Gandhi is a
Digvijay singh is a
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Even Google? knows our politicians !!!!!
Try this….. :D




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