September 18, 2011

Clever Facebook Status Ideas – When I Die, I’M Gonna

When I die, I’m gonna have a ?like? and ?dislike? button on my gravestone. :p

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September 18, 2011

Clever Facebook Status Ideas – The Best Part About

The best part about being a kid: You fall asleep on a sofa, and magically wake up on a bed..

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September 17, 2011

Clever Facebook Status Ideas – College Is A Place

College is a place where a girl turns into a women and boy turns into a stalker

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September 17, 2011

Clever Facebook Status Ideas – Funny Leave Application

Funny leave application received from one nut case..:

Dear Sir,

With reference to the above, please refer to my below.

Wait, what? :P

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September 16, 2011

Clever Facebook Status Ideas – Women Admire A Man

Women admire a man bkz he is strong, but they love him for his weaknesses.

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September 16, 2011

Clever Facebook Status Ideas – If You Are Fed Up Of

IF YOU ARE FED UP OF CLEANING THA HOUSE THEN FOLLOW THIS -
1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it ‘Housework.’
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN.
5. Your PC will ask you, ‘Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?’
6. Calmly answer, ‘Yes’ and press mouse button firmly! Job done! Lol! ;)

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September 11, 2011

Clever Facebook Status Ideas – I Have A Black Eye

I have a black eye in karate.

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September 10, 2011

Clever Facebook Status Ideas – Advice For The Day:

Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.

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August 31, 2011

Clever Facebook Status Ideas – The Best Way To Hang

The best way to hang up on someone is to do it in the middle of your own sentence, that way they will just think you lost service.

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