My ex got run down by a bus today. I thought “Wow,that could have been me!” but I cant drive a bus!
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I used to believe in things like Fate and Destiny…then I realized those are just stripper names!!
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I finally have found my best friend, his name is ‘CTRL+Z’ :/
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Some people,act like they love you ,and you act like believe them .
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Sex without protection is MAGiC.
Why?
Because the baby appears, and the father disappears. xP
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I saw a sign in a public toilet the other day. It said ‘Please leave this toilet in the condition that you would have liked to have found it in.’ So I left it with a porn magazine and a line of coke.
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A punjabi girl goes to a marwadi shopkeeper to bye a tea packet.
Girl- Lipton ki cha hai?
Marwadi Shopkeeper- manne to chah na hai tanne ho to Lipatjaa..!
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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS: 1 Too Many Questions. 2 Difficult to Understand. 3 More Explanation is Needed. 4 Result is always FAIL…
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