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Category Archives: Creative Facebook Status
Creative Facebook Status – Maybe More Boys Would Stand
Maybe MORE BOYS would stand up, and be gentlemen.
IF more girls would sit down and be ladies. xP
Creative Facebook Status – Teacher: Where Is The Capital
Teacher: Where is the
CAPITAL of Pakistan ?
.
Student: In Swiss Banks :((
Creative Facebook Status – One Silly Grammar Mistake. She
One silly grammar mistake.
She got an expensive PEN as b’day gift.
She sent thank-you SMS:
‘Your penis wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night.’
Creative Facebook Status – I Once Went To A Diner
I once went
to a diner and ordered a
chicken salad sandwich
and an egg salad
sandwich to see which would
come first.
Creative Facebook Status – In The Beginning, God Made
In the Beginning, God made the Heaven and Earth.
The rest was Made in China.
Creative Facebook Status – It Is Great To Be A Blonde.
It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it’s very easy to surprise people
Creative Facebook Status – A Hillarious Spelling Mistake
A hillarious spelling mistake behind a truck, saying: Put deeper at night!



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