September 18, 2011

Creative Facebook Status – Dear Facebook, Would You

Dear Facebook, Would you invent a new program called Diet-ville and with every click of the mouse you would lose a few ounces!
via Fun n Pun

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September 17, 2011

Creative Facebook Status – Maybe More Boys Would Stand

Maybe MORE BOYS would stand up, and be gentlemen.

IF more girls would sit down and be ladies. xP

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September 17, 2011

Creative Facebook Status – Teacher: Where Is The Capital

Teacher: Where is the
CAPITAL of Pakistan ?
.
Student: In Swiss Banks :((

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September 16, 2011

Creative Facebook Status – One Silly Grammar Mistake. She

One silly grammar mistake.

She got an expensive PEN as b’day gift.

She sent thank-you SMS:
‘Your penis wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night.’

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September 11, 2011

Creative Facebook Status – I Once Went To A Diner

I once went
to a diner and ordered a
chicken salad sandwich
and an egg salad
sandwich to see which would
come first.

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September 11, 2011

Creative Facebook Status – In The Beginning, God Made

In the Beginning, God made the Heaven and Earth.
The rest was Made in China.

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September 9, 2011

Creative Facebook Status – It Is Great To Be A Blonde.

It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it’s very easy to surprise people

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August 29, 2011

Creative Facebook Status – A Hillarious Spelling Mistake

A hillarious spelling mistake behind a truck, saying: Put deeper at night!

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