Category Archives: Cute Facebook Statuses

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September 19, 2011

Cute Facebook Statuses – I Can’T Hold My Liquor.

I can’t hold my liquor. So I put it in my stomach….just sayin

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September 18, 2011

Cute Facebook Statuses – There Was A Piece Of Chocolate

There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, “Don’t eat me.” Now there’s an empty plate and a note that says, “Don’t worry, I don’t eat paper.”
via Fun n Pun

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September 17, 2011

Cute Facebook Statuses – You Know You’Re On Facebook

You know you’re on Facebook too much when you start learning the news from the jokes.

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September 16, 2011

Cute Facebook Statuses – Father:Why Don’T U Just Go

Father:why don’t u just go and study?
Son: what for?
Father: U’ll get good marks…
Son: then? …Father: U’ll get good job. ………
Son: then? Father: U’ll have big house, new car.
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September 16, 2011

Cute Facebook Statuses – I Wish I Could Sleep With

I wish i could sleep with my head face down into my pillow and still be able to breathe.

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September 11, 2011

Cute Facebook Statuses – You Must Lose Iq Points Every

You must lose IQ points every time you go to the bathroom.

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September 10, 2011

Cute Facebook Statuses – U Noe Ur Gonna Receive A

u noe ur gonna receive a text message when ur tv starts makin a strange noise…like tett tededet tededet tededet

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September 2, 2011

Cute Facebook Statuses – Dear Lol, Thank You For Being

Dear LOL, thank you for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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