I will never take a bullet for anyone, because if i have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move out of the way.. :P
Category Archives: Dirty Facebook Status Updates
Dirty Facebook Status Updates – Diet, Day 1: Breakfast:
Diet, day 1: Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit, 1 slice toast. Lunch: boiled chicken, steamed zucchini, 1 Oreo cookie. Snack: rest of the package of Oreos ..
Dirty Facebook Status Updates – Men Cheat Because
MEN cheat because they are not satisfied with their girls.
WOMEN cheat because they are UNLOVED.
Dirty Facebook Status Updates – Girl Mistakenly Saw
girl mistakenly saw her lover withdrawing money from ATM,she quickly composed an SMS and send to him.”If u are laughing,send me your LAUGTER;If u are sleeping,send me your DREAMS;If u are eating,send me your FOOD;If u are crying,send me your TEARS;If u are using ATM,send me d money”.her lover replied,”Ain’t giving u a shit”
Dirty Facebook Status Updates – Pretending To Think
PRETENDiNG to think hard…
When your teacher is looking at you. XD
Dirty Facebook Status Updates – I Can Tell You’Re
I can tell you’re not yourself today. It’s a real improvement!
Dirty Facebook Status Updates – I Can Tell You’Re
I can tell you’re not yourself today. It’s a real improvement!
Dirty Facebook Status Updates – That Awkward Moment
That awkward moment when God asks Beyonce, “Who run the world?”…
Dirty Facebook Status Updates – When I Get Older,
When I get older, I don’t want people thinking “what a sweet old lady,” I want them to worry, “I hope she is not armed.”…haaaaaa…lol
via Fun n Pun



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