September 19, 2011

Facebook Status – Honey Don’T Complain. You Clearly

Honey don’t complain. You clearly know polygamy is hereditary in our family

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September 18, 2011

Facebook Status – When I Was A Kid: Pussy Meant Cat, Sex

When I was a KID:

Pussy meant CAT,

Sex meant GENDER,

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September 16, 2011

Facebook Status – A Government Is A Large-Scale Operation

A government is a large-scale operation with too many small-scale minds!
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September 16, 2011

Facebook Status – I Don’T Mean To Be Gross, But The

I don’t mean to be gross, but the only time it’s good to yell “I have diarrhea” is when you’re playing Scrabble because it’s worth a crapload of points.

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September 11, 2011

Facebook Status – If Strawberry Jam Is Called Strawberry

If strawberry jam is called strawberry jam, and blackberry jam is called blackberry jam… then WHY is orange jam called marmalade????

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September 11, 2011

Facebook Status – Do Not Let Ur Wives Use Facebook

DO not let ur wives use Facebook ..there Ex boy friends may find them ..and get connected again..hahhahah

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September 4, 2011

Facebook Status – If You Love Someone, Let Them Go.

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with a gun, you better let the others go too….lol
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