Category Archives: Facebook Status Generator

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September 19, 2011

Facebook Status Generator – I Hate When U’Ve Been

I hate when u’ve been typing something for a long time.
And u look up to the screen and find out u’ve typed nothing at all.

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September 18, 2011

Facebook Status Generator – Whenever I Start Feeling

Whenever I start feeling spontaneous, my bank account quietly reminds me to calm the fuck down.

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September 17, 2011

Facebook Status Generator – I Hate When I’M Singing

I hate when i’m singing to myself n people think they can just sing along with me. This aint Glee dammit!

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September 16, 2011

Facebook Status Generator – My Doctor Told Me To Start

My doctor told me to start my exercise program slowly,so today I drove past a store that sells sweatpants…. ;)
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September 16, 2011

Facebook Status Generator – Thought She Had A Good

thought she had a good tan… until she took a shower!

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September 11, 2011

Facebook Status Generator – This Would Be A Great

This would be a great time for you to become a missing person.

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September 11, 2011

Facebook Status Generator – The Best Way To Forget

The best way to forget all your problems is to wear tight shoes. :)

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September 3, 2011

Facebook Status Generator – Says “Do Unto Others,

says “Do unto others, as others do unto you” But do it First, do it right, and then run like hell!
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