Category Archives: Facebook Status I Like It

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September 19, 2011

Facebook Status I Like It – I Can’T Hold My Liquor.

I can’t hold my liquor. So I put it in my stomach.

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September 18, 2011

Facebook Status I Like It – Q: What Did One Photon

Q: What did one photon say to the other photon?
A: I’m sick and tired of your interference.

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September 16, 2011

Facebook Status I Like It – It Was Lucky That I Went

It was lucky that I went to see a fortune teller today. She warned me that somebody was going to scam me… I was more than happy to pay for that kind of information.
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September 16, 2011

Facebook Status I Like It – Boy: I Had A Dream About

Boy: I had a dream about you!
Girl: Awwwwwwwww! (:
Boy: You died.

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September 11, 2011

Facebook Status I Like It – ?..Is Exhausted, Has Sore

?..is exhausted, has sore muscles and worked up a good sweat. And that was just putting on my exercise clothes and getting the weights out. Oh boy… wait till tomorrow….
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September 11, 2011

Facebook Status I Like It – Boy : Why Dont Chinese

Boy : Why dont chinese people use this finger while eating? ( pointing at his pinkie )
Girl : Because they use chopsticks!
Boy : Wrong, because this is my finger, not theirs..

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September 4, 2011

Facebook Status I Like It – Parenting Rule #1: If

Parenting rule #1: If your teen hasn’t been angry enough to mutter curses and flip you the bird after you walk away, you probably aren’t doing your job!!
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August 25, 2011

Facebook Status I Like It – ?”Dad, I’M Hungry!”. “Hi

?”Dad, i’m hungry!”. “Hi Hungry, i’m dad!”. “Dad i’m serious!”. “I thought u were hungry?!”. “Are u kidding me?”. “No, i’m Dad!”.

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