We have several extra kids in our house that are invisible – their names are ~ “It wasn’t me,” “I don’t know,” and “Why me”…so if you meet their parents ‘Mr. n Mrs. Someone else did it’…please tell them to come and pick them up! :)
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Facebook needs to add a new relationship option for MEN : “In a relationship but addicted to still search around with Internet “.
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A day off from school doesnt seem like a true day off if ur parents have it off too.
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A 43-year-old man was accused of hacking into more than 500 thousand Facebook accounts and sending about 27 million unwanted messages. If convicted he faces up to 3 years hard labor in FarmVille.
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Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I?ll give it back.
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My
biggest fear is that I’m
holding my baby and a
rapper asks me to put my
hands in the air.
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Don’t go to sleep angry!
Stay up and plot your REVENGE!
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Sometimes I look in the mirror and think: “Damn , look at you, lookin’ all hot!” Then other times I’m sober.
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At the beginning of a relationship, women should rub their hands together and say, “Let the games begin,” like the guys do right before a game!
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Don’t go to sleep angry!
Stay up and plot your REVENGE!
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