I thought i’d the best slogan on my black T-shirt it read “I HAVE THE DICK, I DICTATE” But our church choir leader Mercy’s T-shirt had “I have a pussy so i make the rules”
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If someone says, “I love you,” and you don?t feel the same way, just say “I love YOUTUBE” real fast and hope they don?t notice.
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I hate it when people think their cool with gunz especially when they get shot but the thing is they shoot them selves :v?}
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Tripping up in public…Awkwardly looking around hoping no one saw.
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It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal the neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it :P:P:P
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A wise man once said you should treat your woman like a vacuum cleaner……..Once she stops sucking……Change the fucking bag
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It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal the neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it :P:P:P
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Paddy found out his dad died and began to cry. 2 minutes later he cries even louder. “Whats up now?” asks Murphy. “My sister just phoned, her dad died too”
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Why all the God jokes? You ppl will be punished
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