September 18, 2011

Facebook Status Search – Everybody Is Someone Else’S

Everybody is someone else’s weirdo.

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September 18, 2011

Facebook Status Search – A Wife Hit Her Husband With

A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.
Husband: Whaat was that for? :O
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it. :/
Husband: I took part in a race last week & Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry!

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September 17, 2011

Facebook Status Search – Finding Crumbs In Ur Bra

Finding crumbs in ur bra can be annoying;)

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September 17, 2011

Facebook Status Search – I Wish All Guys Were Like

I wish all guys were like PINOCCHIO.

So that everytime they will tell a lie, I would know when to stop believing. :”>

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September 16, 2011

Facebook Status Search – The Chicken Came First –

The chicken came first – God would look silly sitting on an egg.

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September 16, 2011

Facebook Status Search – Lets Be Lovers Tonight, And

Lets be lovers tonight, and go back to being best friends tomorrow. ——> http://yoomoot.com/articles/i-

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September 11, 2011

Facebook Status Search – It’S Better To Lose A Lover

It’s Better To Lose A Lover Than Love A Loser

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September 11, 2011

Facebook Status Search – Surprise Sex Is The Best

Surprise sex is the best way to be woken up. Unless you’re camping out with your dad.

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September 10, 2011

Facebook Status Search – The Best Of The Best, Like

the best of the best, like Tappa Kegga Dae

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August 30, 2011

Facebook Status Search – It’S Better To Lose A Lover

It’s Better To Lose A Lover Than Love A Loser

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