Category Archives: Facebook Status Symbols

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September 17, 2011

Facebook Status Symbols – Your Ex Asking If U Can

Your ex asking
if u can still be friends after a
break-up is like a kidnapper
telling you to keep in touch.

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September 17, 2011

Facebook Status Symbols – There Is One Thing That Both

There Is One Thing That

Both Drunks And Geographers Agrees Upon …

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September 16, 2011

Facebook Status Symbols – The Good Things That Come

the good things that come to those who wait,maybe left overs from those who got there first.

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September 16, 2011

Facebook Status Symbols – Wife: Don’T Drink Today,

Wife: Don’t Drink Today, Else No Sex Tonight
Husband gives it plenty of Thought
Confused What To Choose:
12 yr old Whisky or…
40 yr old Pussy.

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September 11, 2011

Facebook Status Symbols – That Awkward Moment When

That awkward moment when you can’t tell if someone’s toddler is a boy or girl.

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September 10, 2011

Facebook Status Symbols – If I Ever Go Missing I Want

If I ever go missing I want my picture on a 40 oz beer rather than a milk carton, because I want fun people to find me.

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September 1, 2011

Facebook Status Symbols – I Will Hold Your Beautiful

i will hold your beautiful hand forever , i will never let it go because , otherwise , you will start SHOPPING….!!!! ;-)

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