Newton Ki Girl friend:- Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu.?
Newton:-
Tan c/sin c
Girl friend:- WHat.?
…
Newton-
Tan C/Sin C
=Sin C/Cos C/Sin C
= 1/Cos C
=sec c
;-);-)

Newton Ki Girl friend:- Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu.?
Newton:-
Tan c/sin c
Girl friend:- WHat.?
…
Newton-
Tan C/Sin C
=Sin C/Cos C/Sin C
= 1/Cos C
=sec c
;-);-)
Any time a bird craps on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my patio to show the birds what I’m capable of.
For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog’s legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.
For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with onl…
Dear dictionaries,
You’ve done a great job but I’ll take it from here…
Sincerely, Google.
via Fun n Pun
f you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN
You know Your poor when your eating cereal with a fork to save milk ;)
Via Fun n Pun
How come whenever I tell someone I play guitar they challenge me to guitar hero? I have never challenged a veteran to call of duty.
Between two evils I usually pick the one with bigger boobs.
A priest is called ‘Father’
A Bishop ‘Your Grace’
A Cardinal ‘Your Eminence’
A Pope ‘His Holiness’
But, only a 36-24-36,
in a bikini, is called
‘Oh My God’ !!:p:D
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