September 24, 2011

Newton Ki Girl friend:- Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu.? Newton:- Tan c/sin c Girl f…

Newton Ki Girl friend:- Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu.?

Newton:-
Tan c/sin c
Girl friend:- WHat.?

Newton-
Tan C/Sin C
=Sin C/Cos C/Sin C
= 1/Cos C
=sec c
;-);-)

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September 19, 2011

Facebook Statuses That Will Get Likes – Any Time A

Any time a bird craps on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my patio to show the birds what I’m capable of.

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September 18, 2011

Facebook Statuses That Will Get Likes – Some Scientists

Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.

For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog’s legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.

For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with onl…

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September 16, 2011

Facebook Statuses That Will Get Likes – Dear Dictionaries, You’Ve

Dear dictionaries,
You’ve done a great job but I’ll take it from here…
Sincerely, Google.
via Fun n Pun

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September 16, 2011

Facebook Statuses That Will Get Likes – F You Have

f you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN

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September 11, 2011

Facebook Statuses That Will Get Likes – You Know Your

You know Your poor when your eating cereal with a fork to save milk ;)
Via Fun n Pun

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September 11, 2011

Facebook Statuses That Will Get Likes – How Come Whenever

How come whenever I tell someone I play guitar they challenge me to guitar hero? I have never challenged a veteran to call of duty.

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September 5, 2011

Facebook Statuses That Will Get Likes – Between Two

Between two evils I usually pick the one with bigger boobs.

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August 25, 2011

Facebook Statuses That Will Get Likes – A Priest Is

A priest is called ‘Father’
A Bishop ‘Your Grace’
A Cardinal ‘Your Eminence’
A Pope ‘His Holiness’
But, only a 36-24-36,
in a bikini, is called
‘Oh My God’ !!:p:D

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