Category Archives: Facebook Statuses

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September 18, 2011

Facebook Statuses – I Crack My Knuckles So I Can Experience

I crack my knuckles so I can experience the joy of popping bubble wrap without the messy cleanup or having to buy my sister another birthday gift.

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September 17, 2011

Facebook Statuses – Dear Sluts Please Control Your

Dear sluts
Please control your “whoremoans”.
Sincerely
Concerned citizen

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September 17, 2011

Facebook Statuses – Boy: Can I Buy U A Drink? Girl-

Boy: can i buy u a drink?
Girl- actually i’d rather have the money.
Boy: haven’t i seen u some place before.
Girl- yes.thats why i dont there anymore.
Boy:is this seat empty.
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September 16, 2011

Facebook Statuses – No Microsoft Word, I Did Not Spell

No Microsoft Word, I did not spell my last name wrong. You’re just dumb !!!!

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September 11, 2011

Facebook Statuses – Facebook” Wants To Know “Whats

Facebook” wants to know “whats on my mind”..?? “twitter” wants to know “what I am doing”..?? “
Foursquer” wants to know “where I am”..??.Damn.:@ The internet has turned into a crazy wife

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September 11, 2011

Facebook Statuses – If Guns Kill People,And Then Pencils

If guns kill people,and then pencils misspell words,Surely spoons make you fat.

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September 8, 2011

Facebook Statuses – Make Your Anger So Expensive That

Make your ANGER so EXPENSiVE that no one can afford it.

And make your HAPPINESS so CHEAP that people get it free from you. :))

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August 28, 2011

Facebook Statuses – I May Not Be Perfect But Parts

I may not be perfect but parts of me are freaking awesome!

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