Well, tonight I made a romantic dinner for two and was happy when no one else showed up because hey, I had seconds.
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If all men are
same, why do women take so
long to choose one?
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What did the worm say when he fell in a plate of spaghetti? “Orgy!”
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?88% Of The World Are Modern n Civilized,,,,
remaing 12% still Use ORKUT….
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lmao Steven Seagal is untouchable…he reminds me of comic book heroes!
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?? ?? I know your life can go on without me, that you can be happy without me, that you can survive without me. But even if you turn me away, I will still choose to stay with you and be your sweetest stranger forever
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?”Dad, I’m hungry.” “Hi, Hungry. I’m DAD.” “Dad, I’m serious.” “I thought you were Hungry?” “Are you kidding me?” “Nope, I’m Dad.” :P
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I like to throw cheeseburgers at joggers to let them know what they’re missing.
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Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares? :P:P:P
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?”Dad, I’m hungry.” “Hi, Hungry. I’m DAD.” “Dad, I’m serious.” “I thought you were Hungry?” “Are you kidding me?” “Nope, I’m Dad.” :P
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