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Category Archives: Fun Facebook Status
Fun Facebook Status – Dear Ugly People, You?Re Welcome. Sincerely,
Dear Ugly People,
You?re welcome.
Sincerely, Alcohol
Fun Facebook Status – In Olden Days If A Man Walked
In olden days if a man walked around smacking a stick on the ground and acting wild, they would say it was witchcraft.
Nowadays if a man does the same thing, it is called playing Golf.
Fun Facebook Status – U Can Find Keys In Keyboard
U can find keys in Keyboard but
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Fun Facebook Status – I Say No To Drugs,But They Wouldn’T
i say no to drugs,but they wouldn’t listen.
Fun Facebook Status – I Say No To Drugs,But They Wouldn’T
i say no to drugs,but they wouldn’t listen.
Fun Facebook Status – Google Is Only 12 Years Old
Google is only 12 years old and knows even more than me
Fun Facebook Status – Secrets Of Burgers, Hotdogs,
Secrets of burgers, hotdogs, pizza’s, etc. ‘few minutes on your lips, forever on your hips.’
Fun Facebook Status – Objects Under Shirt Are Larger
Objects under shirt are larger than they appear



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