September 18, 2011

Fun Facebook Status – If You Can’T Afford A Doctor,

If you can’t afford a doctor, go to an airport – you’ll get a free x-ray and a breast exam, and; if you mention Al Qaeda, you’ll get a free colonoscopy.

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September 17, 2011

Fun Facebook Status – Dear Ugly People, You?Re Welcome. Sincerely,

Dear Ugly People,
You?re welcome.
Sincerely, Alcohol

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September 17, 2011

Fun Facebook Status – In Olden Days If A Man Walked

In olden days if a man walked around smacking a stick on the ground and acting wild, they would say it was witchcraft.

Nowadays if a man does the same thing, it is called playing Golf.

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September 16, 2011

Fun Facebook Status – U Can Find Keys In Keyboard

U can find keys in Keyboard but
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September 16, 2011

Fun Facebook Status – I Say No To Drugs,But They Wouldn’T

i say no to drugs,but they wouldn’t listen.

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September 11, 2011

Fun Facebook Status – I Say No To Drugs,But They Wouldn’T

i say no to drugs,but they wouldn’t listen.

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September 11, 2011

Fun Facebook Status – Google Is Only 12 Years Old

Google is only 12 years old and knows even more than me

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September 8, 2011

Fun Facebook Status – Secrets Of Burgers, Hotdogs,

Secrets of burgers, hotdogs, pizza’s, etc. ‘few minutes on your lips, forever on your hips.’

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August 28, 2011

Fun Facebook Status – Objects Under Shirt Are Larger

Objects under shirt are larger than they appear

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