old man:ey gal u re vry beautiful,gal:oh if u c my mum u’ll pee in ur pants,old man:den ur dad pees evryday in his pants
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Written on a honeymoon hotel wall: ‘Please keep the curtains closed..Your love may be blind, but our staff is not..’ ;D
via Fun n Pun
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The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up to her hubby and asks, “Sweetheart, how many others were there before me? “After a few minutes of silence, the wife says, “Well, I’m waiting. “And the guy takes a deep breath and says, “Well, I’m still counting. “
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Being respected is BETTER than being beautiful…
Because only RESPECT separates WOMEN from being TOYS. ?
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Admit it… U’ve said ‘ow’ at least once where u werent even hurt.
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I took my first step to recovering from my cocaine addiction today.
I’ve been using a rolled up bill, instead of an empty toilet roll…
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When you were little you could scribble on a sheet of paper and give it to your parents and they would says it’s beautiful.
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