September 19, 2011

Funniest Facebook Status – I Once Had A Gf Who Was

I once had a gf who was a musician.. I tot she loved me so much tat she played soft sweet music everytime i called her.. Turns out she had put me on hold all those times!

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September 18, 2011

Funniest Facebook Status – Life Has So Much 2 Teach

Life Has So Much 2 Teach Us,1 Famous Chinese Poet Said, “
Sifgliyochi Chongloma Cyona Sung Oha Sevol Ping Pinago Ching”
Really Touching Lines…… Isnt It?

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September 17, 2011

Funniest Facebook Status – A Total Naked Woman Rushed

A total naked
woman rushed in a taxi. The taxi
driver turned back and stared at
her so keenly. The woman asked
the taxi driver, “Why are you

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September 17, 2011

Funniest Facebook Status – Girl: Which Is More Important

Girl: Which Is More Important To You?

Your Life Or Me?

Boy: Before I Answer That, Let Me Ask You Something.

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September 16, 2011

Funniest Facebook Status – Indian Criket Team Supports

Indian Criket team supports Anna Hazare… “We will not win a single match, untill the jan lokpal bill is passed… :

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September 16, 2011

Funniest Facebook Status – Similarity Between Facebook

Similarity between Facebook ‘n Jail
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in Both the Cases you Sit ‘n Waste time n’ Write on Walls.. ! =P

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September 12, 2011

Funniest Facebook Status – Teacher: Can You See God? Class:

Teacher: Can you see God?
Class: No.
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Class: No.
Teacher: Then there isn’t a God!

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September 11, 2011

Funniest Facebook Status – I Wonder How Many Cocaine

I wonder how many cocaine sniffing dogs have to goto rehab

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September 10, 2011

Funniest Facebook Status – I Fed My Pet Snake A Viagra

I fed my pet snake a viagra now it’s a walkin stick!!!

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August 31, 2011

Funniest Facebook Status – Teacher: Can You See God?Class:

Teacher: Can you see God?
Class: No.
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Class: No.
Teacher: Then there isn’t a God!

Student: Sir, can you see your brain?
Teacher: No.
Student: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No.

Student: Oh ok so you have no brain?

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