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like my status if you were born with blood .. xD
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How do u circumcise a hillbilly ? Kick his sister in the jaw !
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More people would watch political debates if there were hot chicks in bikinis holding up signs announcing what round it is like they do in boxing
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i love u but u dont love me but its ok…..
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Wanna hear a dirty joke?? “jim played in mud” wanna hear a clean joke? ” jim took a shower wit bubbles” wanna hear a dirty joke? ” bubbles was d girl next door”"
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I just read an article about a lady who makes ice cubes out of left over wine. I was confused. What’s left over wine?
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Russian: Sir we got a huge order from usa for 16 inches condoms. I think it is to embrass us.
Boss: No problem! Complete the order and mark them SMALL SIZE.
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