I keep a second pair of shoes at work, I don’t want people to recognize me when I’m taking a shit.
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Loving a SINGLE person in PLURAL ways = the best feeling in the world.
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Galileo: Great mind
Einstein: Genius mind
Newton: Extraordin ary mind
Bill Gates: Brilliant mind
ME: Never mind ;)
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I’m pretty sure I had a good time last night. Let me finish reading the police report and i’ll let you know
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I don’t understand banks. Why to they attach chains to their pens ? If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens….!
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?”You are not a chemical, So
think before you react….”
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I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking…
scared the hell out of me. So thats it, after today… no more reading.
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I’m pretty sure I had a good time last night. Let me finish reading the police report and i’ll let you know
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I don’t understand banks. Why to they attach chains to their pens ? If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens….!
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