Half of the world’s misery come from ignorance, the other half comes from intelligence!
via Fun n Pun
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Your ex asking if u can still be friends after a break-up is like a kidnapper telling you to keep in touch
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Can you please
tell your Boobs to stop looking at
my eyes.
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I like to go to the beach and make sand castles out of cement and wait for kids to run by and try to kick them.
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Ghost 1: How did you die?
Ghost 2: Due to cold, and you?
Ghost 1: Doubted my wife with a man, searched my house, found no one, felt guilty and suicide.
Ghost 2: Dude, I was there in the fridge.
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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE dubbed and released in villages of UP and Bihar with da title “Eee Naa Ho Payi Bhaiya” and MI 2 was “Hum Pahiley Kahey Rahey Eee Naa Ho Payi Bhaiya”
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If i have to click “See more” in your status update, it had better be funny.
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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway
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My Wi-Fi went down today. I guess my neighbors forgot to the pay the bill, how irresponsible.
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