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One day I asked my ex if my new jeans made my butt look big, he said I don’t know, let me jog around back there and check. Hence the ex.
I kept my Heart strong as IRON but,
I didn’t know that your Heart is a MAGNET .. !
Karma is when u throw a banana in mario kart and you end up slipping on it.
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Coming late to a class and pushing your friend to go in first :P :D
LIKE if you have ever done so :)
Some girls act like b*tches, so they won’t get hurt.
Some girls are b*tches, because they got hurt. :”>
My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat :P:P:P
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
One day a chicken cross the road and met James Bond.
Chicken: whats your name??
James Bond: Bond,James Bond?whats yours??
Chicken: ken,chick ken!
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