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Category Archives: Good Facebook Statuses
Good Facebook Statuses – If T.G.I.F Means “Thank Goodness
if T.G.I.F means “thank goodness it’s Friday” Does S.H.I.T mean “So happy it’s Tuesday”
Good Facebook Statuses – If You Can’T Find Something
If you can’t find something to live for, your best friend will find it for you. :P
Good Facebook Statuses – When Words R Nt Enough 2
When words r nt enough 2 express Ur Feelings
Don?t think that U are in Love.
It means dat U need 2 improve Ur VOCABULARY…
Good Facebook Statuses – Don’T Be A Racist. Be Like
Don’t be a racist. Be like a panda.. It’s white and black
Good Facebook Statuses – Men Are Like Wi-Fi, They
Men are like Wi-Fi,
they see all available device but conects to the strongest one…
Women are like Bluethooth,
when they are with you they are conected when they are away from you the are automatically serach for new device.
Good Facebook Statuses – Don’T Talk To Me About A
Don’t talk to me about a troubled childhood unless you and your brother played pirates with the rubber swords you found in your mom’s dresser.
Good Facebook Statuses – Don’T Talk To Me About A
Don’t talk to me about a troubled childhood unless you and your brother played pirates with the rubber swords you found in your mom’s dresser.
Good Facebook Statuses – If I See Somebody On Facebook
If I see somebody on Facebook whose photo is cropped all the way up to their nose, I immediately assume they are hiding the fact they are half goat or something
Good Facebook Statuses – Teacher: You Failed The Test!
Teacher: You failed the test!
Me: You failed to educate me. :)



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