September 18, 2011

Good Facebook Statuses – Dear Maths, Do Us All A Favour.

Dear Maths, do us all a favour. Divide urself by zero n cease to exist.

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September 18, 2011

Good Facebook Statuses – If T.G.I.F Means “Thank Goodness

if T.G.I.F means “thank goodness it’s Friday” Does S.H.I.T mean “So happy it’s Tuesday”

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September 17, 2011

Good Facebook Statuses – If You Can’T Find Something

If you can’t find something to live for, your best friend will find it for you. :P

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September 17, 2011

Good Facebook Statuses – When Words R Nt Enough 2

When words r nt enough 2 express Ur Feelings
Don?t think that U are in Love.

It means dat U need 2 improve Ur VOCABULARY…

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September 16, 2011

Good Facebook Statuses – Don’T Be A Racist. Be Like

Don’t be a racist. Be like a panda.. It’s white and black

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September 16, 2011

Good Facebook Statuses – Men Are Like Wi-Fi, They

Men are like Wi-Fi,
they see all available device but conects to the strongest one…

Women are like Bluethooth,
when they are with you they are conected when they are away from you the are automatically serach for new device.

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September 15, 2011

Good Facebook Statuses – Don’T Talk To Me About A

Don’t talk to me about a troubled childhood unless you and your brother played pirates with the rubber swords you found in your mom’s dresser.

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September 11, 2011

Good Facebook Statuses – Don’T Talk To Me About A

Don’t talk to me about a troubled childhood unless you and your brother played pirates with the rubber swords you found in your mom’s dresser.

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September 10, 2011

Good Facebook Statuses – If I See Somebody On Facebook

If I see somebody on Facebook whose photo is cropped all the way up to their nose, I immediately assume they are hiding the fact they are half goat or something

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August 30, 2011

Good Facebook Statuses – Teacher: You Failed The Test!

Teacher: You failed the test!
Me: You failed to educate me. :)

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