September 18, 2011

Great Facebook Status – What Happens 2 A Lecturer

What happens 2 a lecturer who jumps from 45,000 feet?
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who cares =P

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September 17, 2011

Great Facebook Status – ?”Getting Back With An Ex

?”Getting back with an ex is like buying a ticket to a movie you’ve already seen.”

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September 17, 2011

Great Facebook Status – Do U Knw Similarity Between

Do u knw similarity between **DINOSAURS** & **DECENT GIRLS***__
Both does”nt exist_____:->__:-)_;-)

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September 16, 2011

Great Facebook Status – Someone Waves At You, You

Someone waves at you, you wave back then realize they were waving at someone behind you. I tend to keep waving so they think I’m waving at someone behind THEM.

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September 11, 2011

Great Facebook Status – Husband Was Seriously Ill.

Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don?t discuss nonsense, no tv serials, no unnecessary demands, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.
On the way home, Husband :- wat did the doc said?
Wife :- No chance for Ur survival

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September 11, 2011

Great Facebook Status – ?1. Go To Google 2. Type

?1. Go to google

2. Type : ru/mov0001.swf

3. Press the third option which says CLICK THIS

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September 7, 2011

Great Facebook Status – Pussy Is Like The Weather.

Pussy is like the weather. When it starts to get wet, it’s time to go inside.

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August 27, 2011

Great Facebook Status – Sex With An Ex Is Like Borrowing

Sex with an ex is like borrowing a car you sold to a friend. The handling
is very familiar but you feel a need to abuse it a little.

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