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Hilarious Facebook Status Messages – Never Underestimate
Never underestimate a woman’s ability to make EVERYTHING your fault ;)
Via Fun n Pun




(No Ratings Yet)Hilarious Facebook Status Messages – I Need To Write
I need to write a letter to my toilet, here it goes:
Dear toilet ,Thank You for putting up with all my shit!
sincerely, me.




(No Ratings Yet)Hilarious Facebook Status Messages – A Man Missed
A man missed his wife who traveled so much that he felt the wedding bed was too big for just him and decided to sleep on d sofa, dining chair and sometimes, in d library. When the wife came back,she asked the maid if her husband was sleeping fine and d maid answered, “Madam, since you left, Oga has been sleeping around oooo”. D woman fainted!




(No Ratings Yet)Hilarious Facebook Status Messages – S Clapping Her
s clapping her hands and stomping her feet because she is happy and she knows it




(No Ratings Yet)Hilarious Facebook Status Messages – Omg!!!!!! I Was
was in a public toilets and had
just sat down, A female voice from
the next cubical(cabin) said “Hi ,
How are you????” Embarrased, I
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(No Ratings Yet)Hilarious Facebook Status Messages – Whenever I See
Whenever I see a really hot girl I know is out of my league, I just console myself by thinking to myself ‘Some guy somewhere is probably tired of her shit’




(No Ratings Yet)Hilarious Facebook Status Messages – Omg!!!!!! I Was
OMG! I was in a public toilet and had just sat down…
a female voice from the next cabin said “Hi,how are you?…
embarrassed,i said “i am doing fine”…
the voice said “so what are you doing?”
i said “just doing the same as you,sitting here”
the voice now said “can i come over there?”..
annoyed i said “i am busy right now”
the voice said “listen i’ll call you back, there is an idiot next door answering all my questions… :x
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