September 18, 2011

Hilarious Facebook Status – After Exams Crap !!

After exams

Crap !! I am going to study from this very moment!’

CLEANS THE TABLE

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September 17, 2011

Hilarious Facebook Status – ?”Everyone Wants Change

?”Everyone wants change but no 1 brings it by themselves”
great lines said by……………………….

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September 16, 2011

Hilarious Facebook Status – I Spent 3 Hours At My

I spent 3 hours at my wife’s grave today. Bless her heart. She thinks I’m digging a koi pond.

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September 12, 2011

Hilarious Facebook Status – Science Does’Nt Work Everywhere Bcoz D

SCIENCE Does’nt Work Everywhere
Bcoz
d Time Taken To LOVE SumONE,
Is Never Equal To Time Taken To Forget dem!
This Time NEWTON Is Wrong!

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September 11, 2011

Hilarious Facebook Status – ?”Vodka, Rum, Tequila!”

?”Vodka, Rum, Tequila!” – I always like to call the shots around here

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September 11, 2011

Hilarious Facebook Status – Mom: Where Were You Last

Mom: Where were you last night?
Son: Studying with my friends.
Mom: Don’t lie.
Son: Alright, I was at a strip club.
Mom: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING THERE THAT YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE?!?!?
Son: yeh…I saw dad. :D :

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September 6, 2011

Hilarious Facebook Status – Science Does’Nt Work Everywhere Bcoz D

SCIENCE Does’nt Work Everywhere
Bcoz
d Time Taken To LOVE SumONE,
Is Never Equal To Time Taken To Forget dem!
This Time NEWTON Is Wrong!

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August 26, 2011

Hilarious Facebook Status – Dear Facebook, Congrats

Dear Facebook,
Congrats on becoming a verb. Join the club.
Sincerely,
Google

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August 25, 2011

Hilarious Facebook Status – Now I Know Why Women Ask

Now i know why women ask so many f#cking question..

Its because they have that extra “why” chromosome

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August 24, 2011

Hilarious Facebook Status – Dear Facebook, Congrats On Becoming A..

Dear Facebook,
Congrats on becoming a verb. Join the club.
Sincerely,
Google

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