Crap !! I am going to study from this very moment!’
CLEANS THE TABLE
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Hilarious Facebook Status – ?”Everyone Wants Change
?”Everyone wants change but no 1 brings it by themselves”
great lines said by……………………….
Hilarious Facebook Status – I Spent 3 Hours At My
I spent 3 hours at my wife’s grave today. Bless her heart. She thinks I’m digging a koi pond.
Hilarious Facebook Status – Science Does’Nt Work Everywhere Bcoz D
SCIENCE Does’nt Work Everywhere
Bcoz
d Time Taken To LOVE SumONE,
Is Never Equal To Time Taken To Forget dem!
This Time NEWTON Is Wrong!
Hilarious Facebook Status – ?”Vodka, Rum, Tequila!”
?”Vodka, Rum, Tequila!” – I always like to call the shots around here
Hilarious Facebook Status – Mom: Where Were You Last
Mom: Where were you last night?
Son: Studying with my friends.
Mom: Don’t lie.
Son: Alright, I was at a strip club.
Mom: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING THERE THAT YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE?!?!?
Son: yeh…I saw dad. :D :
Hilarious Facebook Status – Science Does’Nt Work Everywhere Bcoz D
SCIENCE Does’nt Work Everywhere
Bcoz
d Time Taken To LOVE SumONE,
Is Never Equal To Time Taken To Forget dem!
This Time NEWTON Is Wrong!
Hilarious Facebook Status – Dear Facebook, Congrats
Dear Facebook,
Congrats on becoming a verb. Join the club.
Sincerely,
Google
Hilarious Facebook Status – Now I Know Why Women Ask
Now i know why women ask so many f#cking question..
Its because they have that extra “why” chromosome
Hilarious Facebook Status – Dear Facebook, Congrats On Becoming A..
Dear Facebook,
Congrats on becoming a verb. Join the club.
Sincerely,
Google



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