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Category Archives: Hilarious Facebook Statuses
Hilarious Facebook Statuses – Only In The South Will
only in the south will u find FAT cheerleaders
Hilarious Facebook Statuses – Chaos, Panic And Disorder.
Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.
Hilarious Facebook Statuses – Sry I Can’I Accept Ur
sry i can’i accept ur friend request … u r my MUM not my FRIEND
Hilarious Facebook Statuses – I Like Dogs…But I
I like dogs…but I hate son of the bitches
Hilarious Facebook Statuses – That Awkward Moment
That awkward moment when you open your fortune cookie at a Chinese restaurant, and it says: That wasn’t chicken.
Hilarious Facebook Statuses – Sry I Can’I Accept Ur
sry i can’i accept ur friend request … u r my MUM not my FRIEND
Hilarious Facebook Statuses – A Life With God, Is
A life with God, is lke an un-sharpened pencil, whats the point:)




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