One of the best things about growing up is learning to be more childish.
via Fun n Pun
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Never make permanent decisions on temporary feelings.
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?:: Dear Women
You?re doing it wrong. Try wearing your emotions on your breasts.
We?re not paying much attention to your sleeves.
Sincerely
Men.
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I didn’t said ”I would like to meet you”. I said “”I would like to MEAT you!”"
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Daffy Duck calls the hotel desk & asks for a condom. They ask “Shall we put it on your bill?”…He says “Are you thupid! I’ll thuffocate!”
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My neighbour said that REO Speedwagon sucks. So now I’m holding her still-beating heart in my hand
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Had a girlfriend that was a dentist once… nicest teeth I ever came across!
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I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night.
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What is Fashion Designing?
Too many brains working on too little clothes with too many ideas on how to cover two little areas.
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