Category Archives: Quotes For Facebook Status

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September 19, 2011

Quotes For Facebook Status – Yo Mama Z So Ugly And

Yo mama z so ugly and stupid,she went 2 get a plastic surgery and e Doctor told her that her salary wznt enuf 2 cover the cost and she said “what if i bring my own plastic”

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September 18, 2011

Quotes For Facebook Status – Facebook Magic Trick Step

FACEBOOK MAGIC TRICK

Step 1 – press F13
Step 2 – like if u laughed :-D

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September 17, 2011

Quotes For Facebook Status – The Cool Thing About

The cool thing about The Clapper is it doubles as a strobe light during sex.

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September 16, 2011

Quotes For Facebook Status – ?6.1 Feet Tall Girl To

?6.1 Feet tall girl to her boss:
I’m being sexually harassed.

Boss:
How?
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September 16, 2011

Quotes For Facebook Status – My Bf Said I’M Too Immature

My bf said I’m too immature and if I don’t grow up it’s going to erect a barrier between us. Ha ha ha, erect.

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September 15, 2011

Quotes For Facebook Status – Yo Momma’S So Fat, She’S

Yo momma’s so fat, she’s protected as a natural habitat for condors.

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September 11, 2011

Quotes For Facebook Status – Yo Momma’S So Fat, She’S

Yo momma’s so fat, she’s protected as a natural habitat for condors.

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September 11, 2011

Quotes For Facebook Status – Boy To Girl : You Look

Boy To Girl :
You Look Like A Barbie !

…Girl :
Thanks!..
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September 3, 2011

Quotes For Facebook Status – Today We Celebrate World

Today we celebrate World Animal Day !!! Let’s all take a moment to think about our Ex !!!

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