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Category Archives: Random Facebook Status
Random Facebook Status – For Women :- When A Boy Calls
For Women :- When a boy calls you cute, he likes your face; when he calls you hot, he likes your body. When he calls you beautiful, he likes your heart!
Random Facebook Status – The Admirable Difference
The admirable difference between smokers and non-smokers is: smokers don’t mind that non-smokers don’t smoke!
Random Facebook Status – Am Single Bt It Doesnt Mean
Am single bt it doesnt mean am advertisin mystatus!
Random Facebook Status – At Times, Weird Pronunciations
At times, weird pronunciations can cause disaster…..
My Bengali friend tells me
Last year he had a ‘Open-Dicks Operation’
I think he meant Appendix…..!!
Random Facebook Status – You Know You’Ve Got A Keeper
You know you’ve got a keeper when you’re girlfriend picks the iron in Monopoly…:p
Random Facebook Status – I Didn’T Slap You, I High-Fived
I didn’t slap you, I high-fived your face!
Random Facebook Status – You Know You’Ve Got A Keeper
You know you’ve got a keeper when you’re girlfriend picks the iron in Monopoly…:p
Random Facebook Status – My Fortune Cookie Said I
My fortune cookie said I will come into money, is it coincidence that I just had sex with a girl named Penny?
Random Facebook Status – I Didn’T Slap You, I High-Fived
I didn’t slap you, I high-fived your face!



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