I asked my husband: “Do you want dinner?” My husband said, “Sure, what are my choices?” I said, “Yes or no.” ;)
via Fun n Pun
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There are many ways of killing a cat……..
Sincerely Why would i want to kill a cat, why not my X.
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It would be rather nice, if Karma was a hand gun..
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If Facebook dp thumbnails have taught me anything…it’s that the male eye can spot cleavage at incredibly low resolutions!
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Wife: Don’t Drink Today, Else No Sex Tonight
Husband gives it plenty of Thought
Confused What To Choose:
12 yr old Whisky or…
40 yr old Pussy.
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definition of dildo – a dick with no dramas:)
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Women are definitely the most amazing creatures on the planet but they really should be limited to 1or 2 questions a day. :P:P:P
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Never look down on anybody unless u r getting a lovely view of the cleavage
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Facebook is now like home,
if you don’t come back in 24 hours
it means you are either lost, dead, sick or had an accident… :D
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