September 18, 2011

Smartest Facebook Status – There Are Basically 7 Types

There are
basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS!

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

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September 18, 2011

Smartest Facebook Status – If A Rose Represents Love

if a rose represents love then why does it always die?

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September 17, 2011

Smartest Facebook Status – Attitude Is Like Posing

ATTiTUDE is like posing for pictures.

We pose the way we want to be seen by others. But STOLEN SHOTS are better.

It capture who we really are. ?

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September 17, 2011

Smartest Facebook Status – ?”What Sign Were You Born

?”What sign were you born under?”
“No Parking.”

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September 16, 2011

Smartest Facebook Status – There Are 2 Types Of Girl

There are 2 types of girl only , Before Makeup&After Makeup

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September 16, 2011

Smartest Facebook Status – The Nice Thing About Being

The nice thing about being single is I’m always there when I need me

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September 11, 2011

Smartest Facebook Status – My Girl Told Me That Her

My girl told me that her fantasy fuck would be Brad Pitt. Then she went apeshit because I told her mine. Apparently the bitch that lives next door wasn’t a good answer.

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September 10, 2011

Smartest Facebook Status – The Secret To Creativity

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

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August 30, 2011

Smartest Facebook Status – Girls Are Like Internet

Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken :D

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