September 18, 2011

Stupid Facebook Statuses – Autocorrect Can Kiss My

Autocorrect can kiss my ask..!! ;D
via Fun n Pun

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September 18, 2011

Stupid Facebook Statuses – Facebook Is The Adult Way

Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.

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September 17, 2011

Stupid Facebook Statuses – Quick Question: If You’Re

Quick question: If you’re in a car with someone who talks a mile a minute, will going 60mph in reverse shut them up? ;P

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September 17, 2011

Stupid Facebook Statuses – It’S Really Difficult To

It’s really difficult to understand God! He makes beautiful women…and then turns them into Facebook friends!

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September 16, 2011

Stupid Facebook Statuses – Why Do We Close Our Eyes

Why do we close our eyes when we
Sleep,
Cry,
Imagine,
Kiss?
Because the most beautiful thing in the world
Is unseen…

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September 16, 2011

Stupid Facebook Statuses – A Very Rich Guy Is Talking

A very rich guy is talking to a girl at the bar.

Rich guy: Would you sleep with me for a million dollars"
The girl thinks about it and then replies For a million dollars I guess I would."
Rich guy: Would you sleep with me for 10 dollars.
Girl: "What kind of girl do you think I am"
Rich guy: We’ve already determined that, Now where just haggling over the price.

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September 11, 2011

Stupid Facebook Statuses – Democracy Means That Anyone

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t grow up can be vice president :P:P:P

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September 10, 2011

Stupid Facebook Statuses – Everybody Goes On Abt The

everybody goes on abt the truth but when u give it to’em they usually cant handle it!

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August 30, 2011

Stupid Facebook Statuses – God Made Man Before Woman

God made Man before Woman because you always make the rough draft before the final masterpiece.

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