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Category Archives: Stupid Facebook Statuses
Stupid Facebook Statuses – Facebook Is The Adult Way
Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.
Stupid Facebook Statuses – Quick Question: If You’Re
Quick question: If you’re in a car with someone who talks a mile a minute, will going 60mph in reverse shut them up? ;P
Stupid Facebook Statuses – It’S Really Difficult To
It’s really difficult to understand God! He makes beautiful women…and then turns them into Facebook friends!
Stupid Facebook Statuses – Why Do We Close Our Eyes
Why do we close our eyes when we
Sleep,
Cry,
Imagine,
Kiss?
Because the most beautiful thing in the world
Is unseen…
Stupid Facebook Statuses – A Very Rich Guy Is Talking
A very rich guy is talking to a girl at the bar.
Rich guy: Would you sleep with me for a million dollars"
The girl thinks about it and then replies For a million dollars I guess I would."
Rich guy: Would you sleep with me for 10 dollars.
Girl: "What kind of girl do you think I am"
Rich guy: We’ve already determined that, Now where just haggling over the price.
Stupid Facebook Statuses – Democracy Means That Anyone
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t grow up can be vice president :P:P:P
Stupid Facebook Statuses – Everybody Goes On Abt The
everybody goes on abt the truth but when u give it to’em they usually cant handle it!
Stupid Facebook Statuses – God Made Man Before Woman
God made Man before Woman because you always make the rough draft before the final masterpiece.



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