Category Archives: Sweet Facebook Statuses

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September 19, 2011

Sweet Facebook Statuses – What Does A Camera,A Condom

What does a camera,a condom and a woman’s mouth have in common?

They are all designed to catch that special moment.

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September 18, 2011

Sweet Facebook Statuses – Q: What Is White When It’S

Q: What is white when it’s dirty and black when it’s clean?
A: A blackboard.

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September 16, 2011

Sweet Facebook Statuses – One Spelling Mistake Can

One spelling mistake can destroy your life.

A Husband sent this to his wife:I’m having a wonderful time wish you were her.”

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September 16, 2011

Sweet Facebook Statuses – I Put My Phone In “Airplane

I put my phone in “Airplane mode” and threw it up into the air.
It just fell and now my screen is cracked.

Worst. Transformer. Ever.

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September 15, 2011

Sweet Facebook Statuses – Bald Spot? Ahhh No…That’S

Bald spot? Ahhh No…that’s a solar panel for brain power….rofl
via Fun n Pun

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September 11, 2011

Sweet Facebook Statuses – Bald Spot? Ahhh No…That’S

Bald spot? Ahhh No…that’s a solar panel for brain power….rofl
via Fun n Pun

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September 11, 2011

Sweet Facebook Statuses – I Just Had Cybersex With

I just had cybersex with an egg… now I?m sure that eggs came first

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September 5, 2011

Sweet Facebook Statuses – Female Criteria For Life

FEMALE CRITERIA FOR Life Partner :

They Expect their MEN To look like Mr Universe, earn like Bill Gates & obey like RAMU Kaka…..rofl
(once again girls…peace ?)

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August 25, 2011

Sweet Facebook Statuses – You Kids Are 11 And U Have

You kids are 11 and u have cellphones already? Who do u talk to? Spongebob??

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