September 18, 2011

Tag Facebook Status – Once In A Physics Class A Boy

Once in a physics class a boy was feeling vry sleepy, his head was going down n down due to sleep.
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Teacher:”What is this?”
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BOY answered:”Gravitational Force SIR”

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September 17, 2011

Tag Facebook Status – Never Assure Urself That Sorry

NevEr asSurE urSelf tHaT sorRy iS eNouGh to mAke smOne cMe BaCk tO U, coz wEn paiN stRikEs d hEart, d relAtiOnShip fades awaY, nO mAttEr how grEat iT wAs.

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September 16, 2011

Tag Facebook Status – Dolphins Are So Smart That Within

Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity they can train people to stand on the edge of the pool and throw them fish.

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September 11, 2011

Tag Facebook Status – Finally..!! The Supreme Court

FINALLY..!! The Supreme
Court has announced, any person
who meets with Road Accidents
can be taken to a nearby Hospital
immediately. Hospital must not

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September 11, 2011

Tag Facebook Status – Silence Is Golden, Duct Tape

Silence is Golden, Duct tape is Silver and Ty wraps are cheap, Cause a 45 auto is way too fucking loud!

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September 6, 2011

Tag Facebook Status – Just Had A Fight With My Alarm

Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clocks broken and Im wide awake. Not sure who won.

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August 27, 2011

Tag Facebook Status – If Pigs Could Fly, Everyone

If pigs could fly, everyone would carry umbrellas.

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August 24, 2011

Facebook Status – If Pigs Could Fly

If pigs could fly, everyone would carry umbrellas.

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