Well, well, well… If it isn’t my old friend, the hungover mystery forehead bruise.
September 18, 2011
The Best Facebook Status – Well, Well, Well… If
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September 17, 2011
The Best Facebook Status – The Admirable Difference
The admirable difference between smokers and non-smokers is: smokers don’t mind that non-smokers don’t smoke!
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September 17, 2011
The Best Facebook Status – What Do U Call A Herd Of
What do u call a herd of cows masturbating ?
Beef strokin off
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September 16, 2011
The Best Facebook Status – Winnie The Pooh Is A Show
Winnie The Pooh is a show based on serious mental problems:
-Pooh has an eating disorder.
-Tigger has ADHD.
-Piglet has anxiety.
-Rabbit has OCD.
-Eyore has major depression.
And Christopher Robin must be on crack if he thinks his stuffed animals are talking to him. (:
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September 11, 2011
The Best Facebook Status – Don’T Drink And Drive…….
Don’t drink and drive……. you might go over a bump and spill your drink !!
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September 11, 2011
The Best Facebook Status – Lying In Bed, Wishing You
Lying in bed, wishing you had magic powers cause your to lazy to turn off the lights.
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September 11, 2011
The Best Facebook Status – If Your Teacher Puts 2X
If your teacher puts 2x + 5×2 ? -8 + 21 on the board & tells you to “solve the problem”…
get up, & erase the board. problem solved sir.
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September 8, 2011
The Best Facebook Status – If You Never Thank God
If you never thank God for every smile…
Then you have no right to blame HIM for every tear. ?
Aww. :|
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August 28, 2011
The Best Facebook Status – Don’T Drink And Drive…….
Don’t drink and drive……. you might go over a bump and spill your drink !!
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