September 18, 2011

Top Facebook Status – I Googled ‘Ninja School’ N Followed

I googled ‘Ninja School’ n followed the link to their website but it said ‘Page cannot be found’. Damn those ninjas are good!

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September 18, 2011

Top Facebook Status – If Whiskey Makes You Frisky

If whiskey makes you frisky and gin makes you win…what gets you pregnant? 2 high balls and a squirt!

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September 17, 2011

Top Facebook Status – If You Don’T Like Oral Sex …

if you don’t like oral sex … shut you mouth .. Lol xD

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September 17, 2011

Top Facebook Status – A Serial Killer Is On The Hunt

A serial killer is on the hunt for the next persons to update their status.

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September 16, 2011

Top Facebook Status – I Think My Smart Phone Is Broken….

I think my smart phone is broken…. I pressed my home button but I’m still at work.

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September 16, 2011

Top Facebook Status – Calling Someone ‘One In A Million’

Calling someone
‘one in a million’ in China
means they aren’t that
special.

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September 15, 2011

Top Facebook Status – 80% Of Men Say They’D Marry

80% of men say they’d marry the same woman all over again. Related: 80% of men are afraid that what they say will get back to their wives.

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September 11, 2011

Top Facebook Status – 80% Of Men Say They’D Marry

80% of men say they’d marry the same woman all over again. Related: 80% of men are afraid that what they say will get back to their wives.

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September 10, 2011

Top Facebook Status – If Someone Says “I Love You,”

If someone says “I love you,” and you don’t feel the same way, say “I love Youtube” really fast

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August 29, 2011

Top Facebook Status – Live Your Life So The Preacher

Live your life so the preacher won’t have to lie at your funeral.

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