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Category Archives: Top Facebook Statuses
Top Facebook Statuses – I Am Not Single, I Am Romantically
I am not SINGLE, i am ROMANTICALLY CHALLENGED :P
Top Facebook Statuses – It’S Not Fair To Blame Pizza
It’s not fair to blame Pizza Hut for my weight gain. It was more of a Domino effect ;D
Top Facebook Statuses – ?”If A Girls’ Bra Is Called
?”If a girls’ bra is called an Over-the-shoulder-boulder-hold
Top Facebook Statuses – Sharaab Ke Liye Jaise Theka
sharaab ke liye jaise theka hota hai..waise har ek peg zaroori hota hai….lol
Top Facebook Statuses – Omg!….I Was In In The Public
OMG!….I was in in the public restroom -
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: “Hi, how are you?”……..
Me: embarrassed, “Doin’ fine!”
Stall: “So what are you up to?”…….
Me: “Uhhh, I’m like you, just sitting here.”
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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: “Hi, how are you?”……..
Me: embarrassed, “Doin’ fine!”
Stall: “So what are you up to?”…….
Me: “Uhhh, I’m like you, just sitting here.”
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Top Facebook Statuses – ?”Behind Every Successful
?”Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”
Top Facebook Statuses – A Factory Notice For Lady
a factory notice for lady wrkerz
“if ur skirts r long den protect urself frm engines n if short den protect urself frm engineerz…” ;)



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