September 19, 2011

Top Facebook Statuses – I Will Not Eat Oysters. I

I will not eat oysters.
I want my food dead. Not sick,not wounded, dead.

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September 18, 2011

Top Facebook Statuses – I Am Not Single, I Am Romantically

I am not SINGLE, i am ROMANTICALLY CHALLENGED :P

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September 16, 2011

Top Facebook Statuses – It’S Not Fair To Blame Pizza

It’s not fair to blame Pizza Hut for my weight gain. It was more of a Domino effect ;D

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September 16, 2011

Top Facebook Statuses – ?”If A Girls’ Bra Is Called

?”If a girls’ bra is called an Over-the-shoulder-boulder-hold

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September 11, 2011

Top Facebook Statuses – Sharaab Ke Liye Jaise Theka

sharaab ke liye jaise theka hota hai..waise har ek peg zaroori hota hai….lol

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September 11, 2011

Top Facebook Statuses – Omg!….I Was In In The Public

OMG!….I was in in the public restroom -
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: “Hi, how are you?”……..
Me: embarrassed, “Doin’ fine!”
Stall: “So what are you up to?”…….
Me: “Uhhh, I’m like you, just sitting here.”

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September 4, 2011

Top Facebook Statuses – ?”Behind Every Successful

?”Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”

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August 25, 2011

Top Facebook Statuses – A Factory Notice For Lady

a factory notice for lady wrkerz
“if ur skirts r long den protect urself frm engines n if short den protect urself frm engineerz…” ;)

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