September 17, 2011

Truth Is Facebook Status – I Never Gossip. Unless

I NEVER gossip. Unless it’s about someone I know ;)
via Fun n Pun

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September 17, 2011

Truth Is Facebook Status – A Relationship Is Only

A relationship is only for TWO, but some b*tches don’t know how to count. :|

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September 16, 2011

Truth Is Facebook Status – ?1) Go To Google 2) Type

?1) Go to Google
2) type “top 50 women on
Internet”
3) click on first link.
4) look at number 7
5) and you’ll die laughing.:-p

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September 16, 2011

Truth Is Facebook Status – If You Can’T Change “A”

If you can’t change “A” girl,
Don’t worry just change “THE” girl. :P

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September 11, 2011

Truth Is Facebook Status – I Whisper All My Ideas

I whisper all my ideas to my penis. If it swells, even just slightly, I post it. ? now you know where that post came from

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September 10, 2011

Truth Is Facebook Status – My Friend Was Being A Smug

My friend was being a smug bastard because he won ‘Orphan Of The Year Award 2011

‘So I replied”Oh your parents must be so proud”

that shut him up.

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September 1, 2011

Truth Is Facebook Status – Can I Borrow A Kiss? I

Can I borrow a kiss?
I promise I?ll give it back.

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