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September 17, 2011

Cute Facebook Statuses – You Know You’Re On Facebook

You know you’re on Facebook too much when you start learning the news from the jokes.

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September 17, 2011

Cute Facebook Status – +?+(?_?)+?+………Dont Show

+?+(?_?)+?+………Dont show me ur attitude, if u this is my answer

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September 17, 2011

Hilarious Facebook Status Messages – I Need To Write

I need to write a letter to my toilet, here it goes:
Dear toilet ,Thank You for putting up with all my shit!
sincerely, me.

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September 17, 2011

Dirty Facebook Status Updates – Men Cheat Because

MEN cheat because they are not satisfied with their girls.

WOMEN cheat because they are UNLOVED.

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September 17, 2011

Best Facebook Status Quotes – Wife: I Wish I Was A Newspaper So

Wife: I wish I was a
newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday. ;)

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September 17, 2011

Creative Facebook Status Updates – I Finally Have

I finally have found my best friend, his name is ‘CTRL+Z’ :/

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September 17, 2011

Facebook Status Emoticons – People Keep Asking Me

People keep asking me why Justin Beiber is so pale, but its pretty obvious, theres no light in the closet.! :P

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September 17, 2011

Facebook Status Symbols – There Is One Thing That Both

There Is One Thing That

Both Drunks And Geographers Agrees Upon …

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September 17, 2011

Truth Is Facebook Status – A Relationship Is Only

A relationship is only for TWO, but some b*tches don’t know how to count. :|

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September 17, 2011

Worst Facebook Status – I Am So Fuckin Poor That I

I am so fuckin poor that I can’t even pay attention..!!

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