You know you’re on Facebook too much when you start learning the news from the jokes.
Cute Facebook Status – +?+(?_?)+?+………Dont Show
+?+(?_?)+?+………Dont show me ur attitude, if u this is my answer
Dirty Facebook Status Updates – Men Cheat Because
MEN cheat because they are not satisfied with their girls.
WOMEN cheat because they are UNLOVED.
Best Facebook Status Quotes – Wife: I Wish I Was A Newspaper So
Wife: I wish I was a
newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday. ;)
Creative Facebook Status Updates – I Finally Have
I finally have found my best friend, his name is ‘CTRL+Z’ :/
Facebook Status Emoticons – People Keep Asking Me
People keep asking me why Justin Beiber is so pale, but its pretty obvious, theres no light in the closet.! :P
Facebook Status Symbols – There Is One Thing That Both
There Is One Thing That
Both Drunks And Geographers Agrees Upon …
.
…
Truth Is Facebook Status – A Relationship Is Only
A relationship is only for TWO, but some b*tches don’t know how to count. :|
Worst Facebook Status – I Am So Fuckin Poor That I
I am so fuckin poor that I can’t even pay attention..!!



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