December 20, 2011

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lu…

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. ~ @nickasaur
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October 4, 2011

A boy waz sittin wid his gf in a park, A gal waz passin frm thr , Boy startd luk…

A boy waz sittin wid his gf in a park,
A gal waz passin frm thr ,
Boy startd lukin her,
Gf - :x :x

...Boy - [rememberd d jus drink before think *sprite* ad ] tumne dekha use wo kapde bilkul suit ni karte . .

Gf - chattttaaakkkkk - bhut sprite pine lage ho ajkal :P :P
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September 30, 2011

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink. And good luck trying…

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink. And good luck trying to make it smoke. So, basically: You can't make horses party. ~ @DemetriMartin
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September 25, 2011

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink. And good luck trying…

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink. And good luck trying to make it smoke. So, basically: You can’t make horses party. ~ @DemetriMartin

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September 24, 2011

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lu…

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. ~ @nickasaur

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September 10, 2011

Popular Facebook Statuses – I Read An Article The

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night.

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August 28, 2011

The Best Facebook Status – Don’T Drink And Drive…….

Don’t drink and drive……. you might go over a bump and spill your drink !!

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