Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lu…
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. ~ @nickasaur

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink. And good luck trying to make it smoke. So, basically: You can’t make horses party. ~ @DemetriMartin
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. ~ @nickasaur
I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night.
Don’t drink and drive……. you might go over a bump and spill your drink !!
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